hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

cherioz:

Quitting school to become a plant who wants to join me we can make a forest

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
I wonder
who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved

— I saw a comment underneath this once, reading “furthermore, i wonder who would still catch me” (via meggordon)
Wow (via pehnumbra)
who would catch me (via luckystriikes)

awwww-cute:

My friends cat adopted a baby possum

Be my neighbor ♡